The Kevin Love reunion talk started before the man even cleared free agency, and I can’t find one reason to be in a hurry about it.

I keep waiting to get worked up, and it won’t come. A free-agent forward who turns 38 in days, a dozen years gone from this franchise, and already there’s a “homecoming” angle warming on the stove. I’m just tired of watching this team try to sell a good feeling about the worst decade it ever ran.

Understand what the Love era actually was before anyone drapes it in nostalgia. For six seasons Love was the best player on a genuinely bad basketball team. He led the NBA in rebounding in 2010-11 and poured in 26.1 points a night in 2013-14, and across all six of those years the Timberwolves played exactly zero playoff games. Not a series. A single game. He filled a stat sheet in an empty gym while the front office around him—the David Kahn operation that spent the No. 5 and No. 6 picks in 2009 on point guards and let Stephen Curry go seventh—never built him a roster or gave the fans a goddamn reason to hope. That’s the institutional failure, and it’s real. None of it was fun to watch.

Then, the moment he had leverage, he was gone — dealt to Cleveland in August 2014 for Andrew Wiggins, off to win a title next to LeBron that nobody here was ever going to build for him. Good for him, honestly. Just don’t let anyone rewrite the exit into something warmer than it was: a great player who never once committed to being great here, on a team that treated his departure as the closest fresh start in years.

Now hold that up against the reunion this franchise is actually about to throw. Kevin Garnett gets his No. 21 raised to the rafters this coming season. He’s been the team’s ambassador since last December, back in the building since the spring, and nobody had to manufacture one ounce of that sentiment. KG won the 2003-04 MVP here and dragged a real roster to the 2004 Western Conference Finals, a round Love’s teams never once sniffed. Eight straight playoff trips. He bled for the place, got shipped to Boston when the roster caved in, and came home on his own terms. Fans clamored for that because there was something to clamor for.

A Love reunion would be the reverse of all of it: the franchise asking you to feel warm about the years it should be apologizing for.

What actually gets me is the timing. This is a real team again, back-to-back Western Conference Finals in 2024 and 2025, Anthony Edwards square in his prime. It does not need a nostalgia signing to move throwback jerseys. A 38-year-old Love who gave Utah 6.7 points and 5.8 rebounds across 37 games last season is a perfectly fine end-of-bench veteran and a good voice for a young frontcourt. Sign him for exactly that, if you want him. Jon Krawczynski, who actually covers this roster, laid out the need in plain, unsentimental terms:

https://x.com/JonKrawczynski/status/2093562211390173314

The reunion framing is where I get off the bus.

Because I know who pays for the nostalgia, and it isn’t the marketing department. It’s the family up in Hibbing that bought the jersey the first time, sat through six seasons of regular-season basketball that led exactly nowhere. They’re the ones now supposed to buy the same damn jersey again and call it a homecoming.

Retire KG’s number. Clamor for that one as loud as you want, because it’s the real thing, earned across a decade of a man giving this state everything he had. Kevin Love can have a quiet veteran-minimum year somewhere, and if it lands here, fine, put him at the end of the bench and let him talk to the kids. Just spare me the reunion tour. You cannot hold a homecoming for a guy who was never really home.